Come on! Let's take a bath!

Honestly, I don't know what my dog is... but she's not a dog! I mean, I get it. We bought her from a Rhodesian Ridgeback breeder in Harrisburg. She's a Kina Kibambe Ridgeback... but she is NOT a dog. She's more of a human... a little dainty princess in a big dog's body! I kid you not! 

Lets take this for example: She HATES water!

In the morning, if the sprinklers have gone off, she WILL NOT walk in the grass. Wet grass? NO WAY! Ryan has even seen her plant her feet on the rocks and point her rear to the grass and relieve herself that way! Crazy!!

This dog will stop at nothing to stay dry. 

So lets say, for instance, that she smells... which often happens after a few weeks. And then lets say that we want to give her a bath. Hahaha good luck getting her in the tub!

"Harley, come on... lets go get a bath." The funniest part about this sentence is that it doesn't bother her one little bit! She'll just stare at you! Then say "Harley lets go get a bath" and walk toward the bathroom... ZOOM she's gone!! It's really funny how fast she moves!

"Ryan, where did she go?" "Well, I don't know, she's got to be here somewhere."

She goes where she thinks you can't get her. 

In the corner of the living room... behind her favorite green chair. And there she sits. Until the pepperoni comes out, Ryan gets a hold of her and she's lifted into the bathtub and showered with her least favorite thing... water.

She then proceeds to shake all water off onto my bathroom walls and run around like a crazy dog (I imagine trying to get warm). She also enjoys rubbing her wet face on my carpet. 

And that's how we do doggie baths in the Ranschau abode!